We were laying in bed reading the news like most Sunday mornings of our decades together. These days on tablet, laptop, or phone, which may lack charm, but you don’t end up with newsprint all over the bedding.
I had gone through the New York Times, taking in whatever I could stomach in the terrible news of the day, and turned to The Chronicle for whatever diversion I might get from the foibles of the town. Finding plenty of those, I then read the few comics I still follow, and finally the Datebook, which is now split into articles on “the arts” and a “events” calendar with a Datebook Picks landing page which is heavily slanted to theatre, classical, and the more “high culture” offerings.
As my primary focus in life is music, I first pursued such articles as could be found about concerts and such, finding a mishmash of Taylor Swift, Keanu Reeves, Dave Chapelle, Tori Amos, Sinead O’Connor (who was only mention having just died), big tours, big stars etc. The only local music mentioned was about our grand San Francisco legacy acts. The usual Dead, Janis, Journey fare. They did plug the San Francisco Free Folk Festival, and Hardly Strictly, but then those are institutional. Much for the mass, but really no news from “the underground”. Next I tried the Datebook Events search engine option. It is clearly garbage in garbage out, like any database its can only output whatever data has been input. Apparently your average band, art organization, or whomever is staying away in droves, for my search for live music in San Francisco for August 12th 2023 brought up only four options. Three of these were not only, not in San Francisco, but were sponsored events, meaning paid placement, with the only SF option also from the Datebook Picks landing page.
Now I do go out a good deal, and can readily tell all and sundry that just in a 3 block by 1 block stretch of the Mission, from The Chapel (including Curio) on Valencia just north of 19th, to The MakeOut Room on 22nd just west of Mission, there are at least 7 venues that will absolutely offer live music (and many more still with DJ dancing) Saturday August 12th. But good luck finding a resource for helping you plan your Saturday night out on the town in The Mission, or anywhere. The crazy thing is, none of the 7 options I could list off the top of my head were in any way “underground”, they were all fully functioning licensed businesses, with entertainment and liquor permits. They all had websites that to greater and lesser degrees indicated what one could enjoy from date to date. Apparently no one at our local paper of record, or really any paper anywhere has a job description of reporting on what is happening, when, by whom, where, and what when it comes to our food of the soul.
However if we do look at that food thing we see that The Chronicle has a “What to eat” section right along with Front Page, Weather, and Sports. This section is chockablock full of stories and reviews about our local restaurants large and small. Polls and list on the 25 best local eateries, or best local wine. So there must be an economic model for including so much “content” on what and where we eat, and to a lesser extent drink. Someone is being paid to keep us in the know on all matters gastronomic, but somehow our news organizations can barely register matters symphonic, much less the more Byronic forms of musical expression.
Similarly, we used to get a good amount of information from our local “alternative Weekly’s, but I fear even for the few remaining publications it’s hard times as well. SF Weekly’s Music page in it’s current issue (Aug 2nd) leads off with the wonderful news that Aerosmith is coming to town for a farewell tour (so long fellas), and does have articles on a local Dark Wave label (that like all good prophets, is not well regarded in there e home town), and another article on the SFPL launching a local music streaming platform Bay Beats. On closer inspection, the article on the record label was a from April, as was that article on Bay Beats, also from months ago, and was bereft of any sort of useful information for potential stakeholders. Ok….. but what about the task at hand, finding fun on a Saturday night.
I found the poorly named SFWeekly event calendar under “Tickets”, which for the most part one could not buy. I did find a much more well stocked calendar, with many more musical options. Unfortunately not much too indicate editorially the desirability or nature of what was on offer. When looking at that same 3 blocks by 1 block area of the mission on their handy dandy map interface, I only came up with a single option which must have been included by either the Noise Pop staff for their Summer of Music program, or by the talented Clementine Darling who was performing, and I know from experience as a very able self promoter.
Thus I conclude an only somewhat better garbage in garbage out system.
What about (you may ask) DoTheBay.com (a fine website in various locals under a variety of monikers that lists shows and events). They do have far more music listings than the poor showing at the Datebook and The somewhat better SFWeekly, but once again, If a venue or a band fails to list their show, no way for the rest of us to know.
Now looking back through those rose colored glasses of time (pink?), it did seem that for my twenty something limited range of tastes, that the old Pink Pages of the Chronicle, and the calendar listings in the Bay Guardian, and SF Calendar Magazine gave an affordable place for any “legitimate”? venue to ply their wares (and where’s). On a Wednesday lunch time, or Sunday bagel breakfast, one could plot one’s course to future adventures at The Ibeam, The Mab, or what/where have you. And as an independent promoter, which I occasionally was, one could buy a tiny tiny Ad in at least the SF Calendar or Bay Guardian and maybe even get a little blurb from the editorial staff. It’s not like everything was there, and the real underground was …. well … underground in someones basement room, or loft party. But at least for the licensed venues, there was a central clearing house of promotional information for the average punter to find a blues band, a new wave group, a dance club, or a woodwind quintet.
If one follows the money…. There is no solution. If there is cold hard cash in the music business, it’s all being hovered up to the top of the pyramid, and like every facet of life starting even prior to Web 2.0, those who do, just have to do more (or all), and everyone else needs to just shut your trap, get in line, and pay to eat whatever makes someone up the chain the best ROI. We have proven to be such fine sheep to shear after all. Look at….. well almost every facet of our collective lives, the food on our shelves, that we San Franciscans who have decent mass transit and reside within only 7 square miles, mostly still drive private automobiles, our terribly ineffective or just outright corrupt civic leaders, the air the water the culture AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH.
In the end, it is no ones job to make us happy. No one’s job to make our collective life as full and fulfilling as it could be. Our city government despite having over 6 Billion dollars in revenue has no department of collective joy. So like most solutions we are left to our own devices. Mine will be to invite all of you to whatever it is that I am doing, as Connie and I tend to do a lot. I am sure most of it will not be to your liking, like that Tuvan Throat Singing Tango band at that dive bar in the Tenderloin. But perhaps a something somewhere sometime might catch your attention, and as long as you are not a terrible audience member (braying loudly and drunkenly about nothing of consequence while I am trying to listen to the band, or standing like a boulder in the midst of the dance floor while some of us are using the space for what god intended), it’s always great to have some convivial company met in a public place.